December 2011
49 posts
Dec 31st
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Jon Kyl blows goats →
Dec 31st
Something something Jefferson Airplane →
Dec 30th
"Santorum surges from behind" →
Um, ewww?
Dec 29th
Say again all after "nog" →
Dec 29th
This is unpossible →
I never thought I’d say this, but, I, uhhh… I agree with Newt Gingrich on something.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Excerpt from a conversation
Wife (speaking about a topic that I’ve now forgotten): Everything was going fine but then there was this five minute excursion into weirdness. Me: I’m sooo naming my next album “Five Minute Excursion into Weirdness”.
Dec 27th
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Dec 25th
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WatchWatch
Christmas Eve goose hunt - Kevin tries out a new call
Dec 24th
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Russian Tea Cakes: Your deadly friend
So while I was eating Russian tea cakes, I inhaled a huge whiff of powdered sugar, and nearly fucking choked to death.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Boehner Caves. →
Why the hell does he even want the job? His caucus is making him look like a total fool.
Dec 23rd
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Rick Perry - sure, why the hell not →
The post lays out Perry’s oft-told history of being a true conservative tax-cuttin’ god-fearin’ job-creator You forgot gun-totin’.
Dec 22nd
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CEO pay up nearly 40% →
My, how productive they must have been!
Dec 22nd
It’s not sexual women, or female subjectivity... →
I guess I don’t understand the furor around this whole thing. Saw all the posts here, read the piece, found it kind of self-absorbed and boring. What prompted such a strong reaction?
Dec 21st
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No Ordinary Counterfeit →
conky: longformorg: Alarmingly sophisticated imitations of American currency have turned up all over the world and the false-paper trail leads to North Korea. Stephen Mihm | New York Times Magazine | Jul 06 My favorite passage: From all accounts, superb quality is a feature of much North Korean contraband: methamphetamine of extraordinarily high purity; counterfeit Viagra rumored to...
Dec 21st
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Speaker-in-Name-Only pulls a Boehner →
Dec 21st
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Is it too late to sign up to run in Iowa? →
Because I think I’m going to change my name to “Not Mitt Romney” and run. Seriously, Ron freaking Paul is leading in Iowa?
Dec 19th
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Who's about to raise your taxes? →
Republicans.
Dec 18th
Farley has a sad, too →
What I want from this year’s GOP primary is entertainment, A man after my own heart.
Dec 18th
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 15th
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In a shocking twist, affluent white people on the...
deepomega: [books/restaurants/movies/barf barf barf] Want to recommend stuff? Should have studied Google Scholar
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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How I love Slashdot. →
Please, be fair: The Grinch’s nuclear program is purely deterrent in nature; and is both a necessary and perfectly proportionate response when facing the threat of Santa, an absolutist God-King known for his massive industrial bunker complexes, extensive use of slave labor, incredibly extensive worldwide espionage apparatus(notorious for spying on children (ed: children!) and compiling...
Dec 12th
Petition - A Petition to Support the Saving... →
goodbyeolepaint: “Sen. Bernie Sanders has proposed a constitutional amendment that would overturn the Supreme Court decision in a case called Citizens United vs. FEC.   The Saving American Democracy Amendment states that: Corporations are not persons with constitutional rights equal to real people. Corporations are subject to regulation by the people. Corporations may not make campaign...
Dec 10th
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Michele Bachmann - world's stupidest human being? →
Shorter Michele: vaccines can cause mental retardation, which is a problem we could solve by removing all federal oversight from vaccine production.
Dec 8th
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Can't. Stop. Laughing. →
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
Dec 7th
Someone Please Design a Flowchart for Me
nebraska-admiral: catbawse: nebraska-admiral: jasencomstock: forcedpriority: Explaining the perils of housing in and around DC. NO! Should I live in DC -> No. | v NOOOOOO Under no circumstances whatseoever should you or anyone move to Washington DC Should I move to the suburbs instead -> Even worse. | v WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU There are two categories of housing in DC...
Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 5th
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In a stunning move that has civil libertarians... →
Unbelievable.
Dec 5th
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WatchWatch
joliekerr: “Wild, Wild West” Flaming Saddles, NYC 2 December 2011 I swear I will die if I miss the next Awl Bawl.
Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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I has a sad →
The humor potential of the GOP nominating contest just dropped about 47%. Oh, well, at least we still have Newt.
Dec 5th
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Mark Halperin, ladies and gentlemen
evanfleischer: Of Newt Gingrich, Mark Halperin just said on Meet The Press that “they [Republican voters] want a figure like Churchill.” He also said that Cain might have been the nominee. Good. Lord.
Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Cooper Tire locks out workers →
Company profits in the third quarter last year: $44M CEO salary in 2008: $2.6M Company profits in third quarter this year: $17M CEO salary this year: $4.7M Sure, I can totally see why you need to cut worker salaries and benefits. Those CEO mansions aren’t paying for themselves.
Dec 3rd
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You mean... it's harder to fill positions when... →
My heart bleeds for Uncle Pete.
Dec 3rd
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Well, I'd get more entertainment value out of a... →
But still - Newt would be funny enough.
Dec 3rd